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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
— Mario Andretti
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I was first to break the news about the death of Lady Diana. The CNN team couldn't get into makeup fast enough.
— Matt Drudge
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Teach your child to hold his tongue; he'll learn fast enough to speak.
— Benjamin Franklin
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Go fast enough to get there, but slow enough to see.
— Jimmy Buffett
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How does a kid from Coos Bay, with one leg longer than the other win races? All my life people have been…
— Steve Prefontaine
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Good teaching must be slow enough so that it is not confusing, and fast enough so that it is not boring.
— Sydney J. Harris
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It's going to be a busy meet for me, I knew that coming in, so I'm just trying to go through all…
— Tera Van Beilen
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As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change…
— Brad Wilkerson
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If you're in control, you're not going fast enough.
— Unknown Author
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As soon as I began, it seemed impossible to write fast enough – I wrote faster than I would write a letter…
— Helen Hunt
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We were just amazed we were putting out a record. We were, and are, still learning. But we've never cared much for…
— Kurt Cobain
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I might lose because I wasn't tall enough; I might lose because I wasn't fast enough. But I wasn't going to lose…
— Bill Bradley
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