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Facebook Status Quotes by Steven Wright
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
- I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".
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- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. — Bernard Baruch
- When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to… — Nikhil Saluja
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. — Jean Anouilh
- When you say 'yes' to others, make sure you are not saying 'no' to yourself. — Paulo Coelho