Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

Never tell your problem to anyone. 20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them. — Tanya Bianco
When I clear my calculator, I press the button at least five times just to be sure. — Tanya Bianco
Never entertain a monkey cause they dont know when to stop.. — Lonniedagreat
She took my food, so I took her mother out.. — Lonniedagreat
Never tell someone you love them if you don't, it's easier telling the truth then living a lie... — Lonniedagreat
When someone is afraid to let you shine, even when your light is good for them too, blackout on them and find something else to… — Unknown Author
He is so confusing,, the things he said to me made me believe him! — Unknown Author
Life without you is like; Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos, and Google with no results. — Adrian Body
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list — Hussein Nishah
Facebook is like boys, once you understand them they change. — Hussein Nishah
You're so fake, Barbie's jealous — Avalon
Dear maths, Grow up and solve your own problems please — Avalon
I hate it when chocolate melts so quickly on my fingers, I mean like I know I'm hot, but... — Avalon
I used to love my neighbors, then one day they put a fucking password on their WIFI — Avalon
What is more awkward? The way Dora The Explorer stares at you after she asked you a question or the moment of silence after she… — Avalon
That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it. — Hussein Nishah
I'd rather leave my house without pants than without my phone. — Hussein Nishah
Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people. — Hussein Nishah
Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear. Internet full of sites - only on Facebook. — Hussein Nishah
That awkward moment when your Facebook status gets no likes — Hussein Nishah
You don't have like me I am not Facebook status — Newlove
That awkward moment when you're trying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way twice. — Hussein Nishah
I even take my food to the Toilet. — Feras El-Jrary
Don't be much closer to anybody because a small change in their behavior hurts a lot. — Unknown Author
Poor little whore. — ChOupiz

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