Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

I always thought it made more sense to pour Gatorade on the losing coach. — Unknown Author
You know you have nothing to do when you check Facebook every five minutes to see whats going on in someone elses life. — Unknown Author
Yes dad, Every guy I know is my boyfriend.. — Amanda
Guys, when your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her Facebook status, youre either doing something very wrong or very, very right. — Shubham Joshi
Im not a Facebook status you don't have to like me, but just cuz you don't,doesn't mean other people wont. Just know your not one… — Unknown Author
Girls make there Facebook status Single and talking to noone. like thats something to be proud of, like no being in a relationship and only… — Amanda
In life we are given mountains to climb. Although the speed at which we climb these mountains and the length of time we spend on… — David DtK Smith
You dont have to like me,am not a facebook status:p — Justin Case
Everyone always bitching its Monday! Seriously your lucky to have a job in the first place. — Kevin McCarty
It really shows you how desperate people are on facebook. I'll see a girls pic and hit the like button if I do. Then you… — Kevin McCarty
The only thing that makes me laugh more is people keeping count of how many people they have as friends on there facebook page.. Really… — Kevin McCarty
If you can't keep up with me while dancing its ok I'll just move to your beat.. — Kevin McCarty
Like I'm unreachable for someone, someone is unreachable for me. It's the way it is. — Donatt
If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday. — Danish
There is no reason people should post the same damn thing over and over on Facebook. The same is always using same links status updates… — Kevin McCarty
Facebook is free too bad the phone there coming out with is but it isn't. — Kevin McCarty
I swear I will neva figure out girls. Just when you think it's good its not good. I think all girls who had an issue… — Kevin Mccarty
Pain is the only thing that's telling me, I'm still alive. — Luphielia
If she's still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich. — Psyche_Zeroh
Facebook will ask whats on our mind Really, I don't think facebook can handle whats on our minds!?!?! — Kevin McCarty
Can't find a date look on facebook for the girl who is always posting pics of herself and don't get any likes. She would fuck… — Kevin McCarty
Two face people are like the penny so worthless no one wants them around any more. — Zabi Khojazada
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a dirty… — Kevin McCarty
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, you look bangable, so ill add you. — Aalaynah Thompson
Sometimes one hello makes you never want to say goodbye. — Kara Angela

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