Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

You don't get to choose when or who you meet, but you do get to choose who you hold on to. — Freedom
That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches. — Robert Escalante
A person that loves you doesnt need to take any promises, he just have to prove that even if he doesnt have anything, he will… — Laine
I hate when someone calls my phone and asks, Who is this? Bitch you called me...Who the fuck Are you?? — Jerett Parker
I don't talk shit, I just state facts. — Drake
The Earth revolves around the Sun, not you. — Matthew Donnell
You're as fake as TV commercials! — Zendos
When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong.~ — Idunno
There are always people willing to do anything to help you, its just a shame that there are far more people willing to do anything… — Chad Houston
Dont lyk d people who write before deleting frends..that its time 2 delete some people coz if u want delete dnt write lyk that coz… — Raveen
Is having a Facebook status so important to us? Some of us who are REALLY engaged or married will set our status to SINGLE and… — Chee Vai Tang
Facebook status did not make me feel better when I feel bad — Abdulrahman ElTohami
Coworkers love to complain about their weight issues and talk about weight loss plans.... As they reach over for their fourth slice of carrot cake. — Kevin
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me? Douche: Yeah, it… — Ella Rojas
The awkward moment when you post the funniest facebook status you have ever written but no one likes ! xP — Komal
When you text or chat with a girl on phone or computer, most of the times when you say Hey they go, Oh hey, my… — My Quote
Just act without expextations. — Unknown Author
I like to accomplish things before the microwave beeps. — Brandi Isaacs
300 likes 200 comments, what's missing? Her clothes lol — Armin Ferizovic
LOL girls are DUMB. if you cheated on your boyfriend.. you basically became a downgrade. and don't expect to find someone better. becauseonceacheateralwaysacheater — Armin Ferizovic
Bitch, close your legs, start wearing a Bra, buy a skirt that actually covers your ass, get the hell out of every bed you find,… — Armin Ferizovic
We are stuck in a generation where loyalty is just a tattoo, love is a quote and lying is the new truth. — Armin Ferizovic
You don't have to like something to be influenced by it. — Paul McCartney
Rules for texting girl: 1.Don't take 40 minutes to reply 2. Use good grammar 3. Ask questions 4. Use :) face. — Tanya Bianco
That awkward moment when your phone goes dead in the middle of a interesting conversation... — Lonniedagreat

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