Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

That awkward moment when you're trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it!.. — Unknown Author
Be yourself and be original insyaallah we'll gain our own identity..let's people view our differences..it's totally in satisfactions.. — Diana Yan Manan
Heels are a male invention designed to make a woman's butt look smaller, and to make it harder for them to run away. — Amanda Bynes
So I heard you got another chick , girlfriend number two , side bitch. I heard it from my sidekick , still think you can… — Brittany Provo
Girls are too nosey. if you don't know me or don't like me , why add me on facebook? to get news? to creep my… — Brittany Provo
Music is what brings the world together... — Kristi Goetting
The moment when u HAVE to beg yourself to stop crying and tell yourself BE STRONG this is exactly what I always feel. it works...i… — Unknown Author
Avoid Fruit and Nuts. You are what you eat! — Becca
People that always write statuses and comment their happy their single, aren't. — Livefree2dream44
I Am Me, I Like Being Me. And I Need Nobody To Make Me Somebody. I Don't Care If People Don't Like Me... After All,… — Pacifiersucker
Shine on, you are ment to. — Benjamin Dm
Training to win gold in 2016 for Team USA on the Skeet team! — Unknown Author
That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it. — Jessica Mcdoodle
Yolo is not an excuse to slut around. — Unknown Author
Everyone on Facebook is faithful? That's what thier statuses say. — Livefree2dream44
She is currently giving me silent treatment just because I didn't write happy birthday on her Facebook wall. Like I give a shit. — Don Kel
Dont ever think youre nothing because somewhere along the line, theres going to be someone who thinks youre everything. — Ewshy
Love me ? Great. Hate me? Okay.Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me.Think you know me? You have no idea. — Syoung
Love shows us what we lack but, excepts us like we're whole. — MeagansRevolution
Dear math , I liked you a whole lot more before you and the alphabet started hooking up Sincerely, All students. — Xuan Ta
I don't like fighting for somthing that I should have. — Syoung
Why put off until tomorrow, what I know I'm not going to do at all anyway? — Jackie
I hate it when you text somebody and you forget to send it and saves to drafts and then later your'e like...why arent they texting… — Sarahi Gonzalez
2 things dont make a right, but when its too right somthing got to be wrong. — Syoung
Facebook needs a In a relationship with ______ while I'm flirting with ______ while I still have feelings for ______ while I'm fucking ______ button..… — Emilio Vasquez

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