Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

A mistake is only a mistake when you dont learn from it. Otherwise it is a LESSON. — Enhance Dreams
If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. — Enhance Dreams
Its better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. — Enhance Dreams
Always stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone. — Enhance Dreams
Its a bitching monday, its 11: 34 am, fifty cents in my pocket for bus fare and i've got only one cigarette left. What to… — Epifania Savea
That akward moment when you talking about someone and then they just show up out of know where wanting to join the coversation. — Jaimie White
Wonders how many people can go a whole week without going on Facebook? — Becca
I put my situation as 'i am still alone' and 'i am standing with my loneliness world' which is living in annoying world. — Diana Yan Manan
That urge you get to write no one gives a shit on someones status. — Becca
Real people are so hard to find these days.. — Unkown
Facebook rule 1: If I'm not in your photo, don't tag me in your photo. — Ronald Oliver
Facebook wasting peoples lives since 2004 — Richie
That awkward moment when your voice cracks right when you start talking to your crush.. — King Dennie
Nobody's perfect and thats real talk! — King Dennie
That awkward moment when you pick up a phone call and wish you didn't because the caller's asking for something you don't wanna do, ugh! — Saramae
Im lyk dayum wen I saw you on facebook oh but wen I saw yhu in person wait wat happen to you havin brown eyes… — Shanell Q Pinder
Because when stressed is spelled backwards it becomes 'DESSERTS' — Becca
1.Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications. — Becca
Wow, that is a nice lookin pair of Crocs. Said no one ever — Becca
After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity. — Becca
Best invention ever; a mirror that takes pictures — Becca
Dear Girls, when a boy pauses his video game to text you.. Marry him — Becca
If a woman asks you a question, its better to tell her the truth , chances are shes asking you because she already knows the… — Becca
I didnt say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. — Becca
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room — Becca

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