Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Becca
Without ME, its just AWESO. — Becca
Did you know? Its impossible to say Good Eye Might without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :) — Becca
How is possible for somebody to actually TYPE like they have no teeth? — Nikki
Most friends don't have your back, they just talk behind it. — Saramae
My trust is not a mile long, its as long as our relationship — Kenzie-ann
Whenever someone spells something wrong, I always look to see if the two letters are close on the keyboard. — Ronald Oliver
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. — Traci Renee`
I know 3 facts about you: 1.You cant say M without your lips touching. 2.Youre trying it now looking like an idiot. 3.Now youre smiling. — Unknown Author
Stop sending me invites for events Unknown Person — Unknown Author
I find it weird to see .99cent burgers and $4.99 for a salad, and they say why is America an obese country??? Just take the… — Osvaldo M
Ladies: Please dress how you would like to be approached and talked to. Don't dress like a hoe and expect to be treated like a… — Aicel
Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears. — Aicel
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you? — Aicel
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed. — Aicel
Facebook Is Only What You Make It ! — Deezy Da Dreadhead
No matter how old I get, I'm still gonna mentally sing the ABC's to see which letter comes next. — Carlos Banks
Fighting on internet is like competing in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you are still a Retard — Chris Sullivan
You're like a FACEBOOK STATUS box, you keep on asking me what's on my mind. — Joanne Lobedica
Life is not fair, am thinking how to bleach — MoCHY
I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide. lol. — MoCHY
The awkward momment when you tell a joke and no one laughs lol — MoCHY
Knowing a person is like music, what attracts us to them is their melody, and as we get to know who they are, we learn… — Xiang16
As the tears falls slowly down her face.. she closes her eyes and let her dreams take her to a magical place.. — Nabilah Aabou Hamze
I'm posting this status cause I'm not studying. You're reading this status cause you're not studying. Now gimme a like since I'm right. — Unknown Author

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