Facebook Status Quotes
- A silence way it is not the end of the love.You are still the one that I always worry about just I cannot show it… — Phara168
- When I get bored I put Facebook into a translator, just to see if everyone's statuses still sound dumb as **** in every other language.... — Nathan Schwake
- You might read this; you might not; but I like you ALOT ! — Unknown Author
- America hasn't seen lazy yet, wait until McDonalds start delivering. — Jaylon Hillsman
- SPEAK ONLY WHEN U FEEL THAT UR WORDS IS BETTER THAN UR SILENCE — Unknown Author
- Unwritten rule of life: If you're in a hurry someone slow will always manage to end up in front of you. — Brian Zilinek
- Being loyal and real isn't easy. Why do you think the majority of people are fake? Most are terrified of confrontation which is why they're… — Brian Zilinek
- Stupidity is unattractive then again so is someone trying too hard to prove they're intelligent. Guess I'm hard to satisfy? — Brian Zilinek
- Don't worry about what I'm doing. I want u to worry about what u're doing... — Unkown
- You don't care about 'something', until 'something' happens to deal with you. — JORdinary_[Ws)
- Depending on what you did last night is either a Good Morning or a regretful one.. — JREYES
- Dont write or post d things if u dont believe d shit..coz its lyk writing d bible or a holybook..while watching porn — Raveen
- Its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. — Unknown Author
- Admit it we all get pissed off when we poor a big bowl of cereal and you're like 'Yea I'm Gonna Eat Some Cereal' and… — Raul Vasquez
- I like my girls DTF [D]edicated [T]rustworthy [F]aithful... — Raul Vasquez
- If you mix up your sweet breath for your visine your going to have a bad day. — Antonio
- That awkward moment when your ex likes your new relationship status on facebook. — Mario Tomasello
- You can block me on Facebook but I know you cant block out the memories of me and you together in your mind .. — Unknown Author
- I had to go there. — Unknown Author
- Why does great wall of china comes in the seven wonders of the world ?? because it is the FIRST AND ONLY CHINESE THING which… — Arashi
- The fellas be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports, has tattoos, and wear Jordan's. Sounds like you want a boyfriend. — Jason Santana
- Thinking outside of the box is easy. Understanding women is hard. — Unknown Author
- I'm sorry, does it hurt your own back to kiss your own ass like that? F@k off ex, you ain't coming back!!! — Unknown Author
- Women give sex in exchange for love while men give love in exchange for sex — Bigboyalweezy
- Instead of cheating on someone just break up with them instead of getting caught n never having a chance with them never again — Bigboyalweezy