Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

No, I didn't stalk you. It was on my news feed. Get over yourself. — Tanya Bianco
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. And they are not even 18 yet. We're just that cool... — Tanya Bianco
Pain makes you stronger, tears makes you braver, and heartbreaks makes you wiser, so thank the past for a better future. — Tanya Bianco
Rain falls because, the clouds could no longer handle it`s weight, just like tears fall because the heart can no longer handle the pain. — Tanya Bianco
We started with a simple hello, but ended with a complicated goodbye. — Tanya Bianco
Dora has more freedom then teenagers. — Tanya Bianco
Teacher: Come on! You learned this in 3rd grade! Me: I can`t remember what I ate for breakfast. — Tanya Bianco
Is everything expensive or am I just that poor? — Tanya Bianco
It`s gonna be okay. Yeah.. because it`s not happening to you.. — Tanya Bianco
I wish I had Dora`s mom and dad, they let that girl go everywhere. — Tanya Bianco
Staying up late every night... Regretting it every morning... then doing it all over again!! Just me..? — Tanya Bianco
I hate when I ask my mom how to spell something and she sais look it up in the dictionary. I would but I don`t… — Tanya Bianco
I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere and then ask me why I`m always on the computer. — Tanya Bianco
If you wanna know something, ask me. Don`t assume. That`s how drama starts. — Tanya Bianco
Oh, you say BRB Shower and never come back? Please tell me how much your water bill is. — Tanya Bianco
Who else hates the sound of their own voice on video? Like this. — Tanya Bianco
Putting on jeans: Left leg, right leg, wiggle, jump, done! Who else does this? ;] — Tanya Bianco
In Kindergarten we called them cooties...in High School we call them STD`s. — Tanya Bianco
Dear haters, I`m gonna give you more reason to hate me. Have patience. — Tanya Bianco
I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see who`s real and who`s fake... — Tanya Bianco
I`ve always wanted to know how long forever was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 months. — Tanya Bianco
Parents, problems, friends, fakes, boys, love, crush, dating, responsibility, drama, heartache, failures, stress, happiness: THAT`S LIFE! — Tanya Bianco
People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the back . — Tanya Bianco
My First FACEBOOK STATUS in 2013 will be . IS ANYONE ALIVE ??? — Tanya Bianco
I remember when my best friend was shy and quiet, I created a monster. — Tanya Bianco

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