Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

I want to be the change that everyone wants in the world. — Emalie Newhall
People need to stop judging, and think how would they feel. — Emalie Newhall
I wish I was the girl who everyone wanted to be, instead of the one which everyone bullies. — Emalie Newhall
Barbie wants to be me. — Emalie Newhall
I want to be like Barbie, that bitch has everything! — Emalie Newhall
Just think of me as the Barbie you will never get to play with. — Emalie Newhall
Dear 11 year olds on Facebook with Its complicated. Seriously? What did he do? Steal your animal crackers? — Pretty Ladii
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela
I'm eating right now and I'm not taking pictures of my food. Is that frowned upon these days? Does that make me an outcast? Am… — Ephrem Hardin
It's morning again get up and wear a perfect smile! embrace the day, with sheer delight and thank the Lord, For an added Life :-) — Unknown Author
To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research. — Nishan Panwar
The admirable difference between smokers and non-smokers is: smokers don't mind that non-smokers don't smoke! — Nishan Panwar
I studied everything but never topped. but today, the topnotcher of the best universities are my employees... — Bill Gates
Who cares if people dont like me,after all,im not a facebook status to be liked. — Redeyeen
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. — Emalie Newhall
Write a facebook status. Gets no likes. Delete. — Young Siddiq Prince
Why would you let your girlfriend or boyfriend tell you to shut down your fb page for talking to the oppisit sex. I wouldnt let… — Kevin Mccarty
They only want you when they can't have you and when they can have you they don't want you. — Ephrem Hardin
No matter how funny you are, If I don't like you, I won't laugh. — Amit Verma
Today, Im gonna face the world with one thing in mind............. Start the day thinking about you! and with all the decision that I will… — Errol Flynn
I smile because I have no idea whats going on. — Reina
No one likes; Mondays. Homework. Fake friends. School. Being ignored. drama. Liars. An empty fridge. Being replaced. Slow Internet. — Amit Verma
Follow follow follow me in instagram guys.. yummy_jhacka — Unknown Author
YODO:You Only Die Once... — Sarahi Gonzalez
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad. — Unknown Author

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