Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one time… — Kevin McCarty
I don't kno whats beta texting or the inbox on facebook at least you can see if they saw it on facebook — Kevin McCarty
What Facebook meant to me..? An application to update my fav. things, like soccer, mobile models, latest movies AND LATEST but USELESS FRIENDS. — Chakshu Aggarwal
Ok I'm gonna clear som stuff up . america is a christian continent . if ur not a christian , and u dont except God… — Unknown Author
If you never try, then you'll never know just what you're worth. — Nikhil Saluja
Some hoes only meet the parents because they gotta walk pass the living room. — Nikhil Saluja
I tend to say 'I don't know' when I don't feel like thinking. — Nikhil Saluja
Experience is the key to not making same mistakes again, whatever mistakes you've made is part of building you to understand life better. — Nikhil Saluja
Twitter: Where people bitch for everyone's attention and validation from strangers. — Nikhil Saluja
Sorry is word, and when heard repeatedly it becomes a lie. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm going to do my best for you. I'm gonna fight for you. And if in the end you won't love me, well, you definitely… — Nikhil Saluja
Some day, you will trust me again...but for now, I'm sorry that our love had to end. — Nikhil Saluja
Some of the greatest quotes, come from the most uncommon of minds. — Nikhil Saluja
Sometimes your knight in Shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil. — Nikhil Saluja
Yeah forgiving someone is easy but being able to trust them again is a totally different story. — Nikhil Saluja
We all have have that person in our life, we can't live without. — Nikhil Saluja
Dudes need to stop saying 'Money over bitches' when they get neither. — Nikhil Saluja
Every year, I start to realize how stupid I was the year before. — Nikhil Saluja
That moment when you have to beg yourself to stop crying and tell yourself be strong.. — Nikhil Saluja
I think the most impressive thing about the activity tab on twitter is that I never use it. — Nikhil Saluja
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. — Nikhil Saluja
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. — Nikhil Saluja
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. — Nikhil Saluja
Half the people you know are below average. — Nikhil Saluja
82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. — Nikhil Saluja

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