Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

Small minds never make high status — Melody Minagar
Shortest horror story: Today is Monday — Alisa Gattus
MTV has gone from Music Television to Maternity Television. — Alisa Gattus
Instead of saying LOL, I`m gonna say SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It`s more truthful. — Alisa Gattus
A pretty face doesnt mean a pretty heart. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Why is it that people get mad when other people know or talk about their business, but they post everything that happens on Facebook? — Azgraybebly Joslan
One smile cant change the world but your smile changes mine. — Unknown Author
If I had the power, I would kill every single idiot in this world. ...then no one would have to judge me for it — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli
That awkward moment someones comment on your Facebook status has more likes than the actual status. — Ritu Ghatourey
Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running. — Ritu Ghatourey
If someone can't make up there mind make it for them.. this way you can stay friends, with no hard feelings towards them.. moving on… — Kevin McCarty
Talking to a girl and they have no clue about shows on TV. If you weren't on the internet all day maybe you would have… — Kevin McCarty
I hate when people dont watch where Im going when Im walking and texting. — Azgraybebly Joslan
I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket! — Azgraybebly Joslan
Some people just need to change their status updates to, Needs attention. — Azgraybebly Joslan
I was mad a little while ago, but then I relized why? Why be mad ova something I can't control? Fact, if you can't control… — Kevin McCarty
Im not saying I hate ya but if you happen to get hit by a bus, I might be the one driving.. — Kevin McCarty
Look Ladies.... Some of y'all want a man who will always treat you like a queen. And it seems that every man you've ever been… — Bryan Burden
God gives and forgives, man gets and forgets. — Sahil Rathod
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Ritu Ghatourey
A lady wants a man who's there for her when she's feeling down to pick her back up, a man who encourages her to do… — Bryan Burden
Meeting people who are GENUINE with no ulterior motives is such a BLESSING, but very RARE. — Ephrem Hardin
Closes facebook opens up Instagram* *scrolls* *scrolls* *closes Instagram* *opens up facebook — Kevin McCarty
Single Taken I'm Done trying! — Kevin McCarty

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