Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in his sleep. Oh… — Unknown Author
One life, one chance that's all we get Don't have regrets Live life to the best of it. — Kenny Janssen
I want you permanently, not temporarily — Dustie Rose
That awkward moment when you can do something alone, but you can't in front of people! — Khalifa Shavez
Social networking done f****d the world up, nobody is who they say they are anymore, everybody got all these out of town friends they dont… — Unknown Author
Don't like what I post ? Think I post too much? Think I get off the topic of the humanity some time? I'm annoying O_O… — Khalifa Shavez
If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm… — Unknown Author
Pretending I dont exist anymore? Cool, just don't trip when I do the same. — Amanda
Talking about Valentine's Day. Couples walking around, laughing and cuddling each other... And I'm like: Bitch, *myself* will buy me a chocolate! — Anna Dawn
Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me whats on my mind?… — Bubbly
I open a text and mentally respond, then forget to actually respond. — The Blog That Describe Your Life
I HATE when you see this on a message Heey! Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's… — Unknown Author
We cant and we dont READ MINDS. So SPEAK UP if you want us to know whats on your mind. — Collins Hasty
A females smile is better than the duckface....unless her teeth are fucked up. -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin
It's okay not to be liked by everyone. -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin
Some people rather die than be who they truly are. -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin
They say if you're bi, you're confused. If you're gay, it's a sin. If you're skinny, you're on drugs. If you're fat, you look nasty.… — Ephrem Hardin
Worst feeling in the world is knowing you did the best you could, and it still wasn't good enough. — Unkown
Who needs porn sites when Facebook is becoming one... — Amit Verma
You dont have to like me I'm not you facebook status — Unknown Author
So... that's my story. I had some pretty amazing friends, and I include in that group even though my whole life I blamed them for,… — Unknown Author
I rather tell the truth and have people hate me than tell lies and have people love me. -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin
Niggas Be Bragging About Having Side Hoes . . . A Lot Of Y'all Niggas Be Side Niggas ... — Kevin Mccarty
Fuck love? NO, fuck whoever made you think like that! — Kevin Mccarty
Im gonna pick up the pieces and build a lego house, if things go wrong we can always knock it over. — Emalie Newhall

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