Facebook Status Quotes
- She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar. — Nikhil Saluja
- Being at home with loved ones all week has shown me how much I miss my miserable job. — Nikhil Saluja
- Ofcourse gay men dress well... They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing — Nikhil Saluja
- A detective on the drug detail developed seizures. He is a narcoleptic. — Nikhil Saluja
- As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster whose car horn was broken, Beep repaired. — Nikhil Saluja
- Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere. — Nikhil Saluja
- Window: What I hope to do when I go to Las Vegas — Nikhil Saluja
- The blonde cowboy put glue on his six-shooters so he would always stick to his guns. — Nikhil Saluja
- Never use wet wood in your fireplace. Always let weeping logs dry. — Nikhil Saluja
- Aardvark: AARDVARK never hurt anyone — Nikhil Saluja
- When money grows on trees, you can bet there's a lot of grafting going on. — Nikhil Saluja
- Adulterate: Full price at the movies — Nikhil Saluja
- The blonde was always careful to remove her watch before putting on bug spray because she didn't want it to kill the ticks. — Nikhil Saluja
- Don't judge an human being by their clothes - Books — Nikhil Saluja
- Dissolute: How you should greet a superior officer — Nikhil Saluja
- Locust: To say Damn in a quiet voice — Nikhil Saluja
- Sign on a frozen-food counter: Best meals you ever thaw. — Nikhil Saluja
- The cottage went on a diet. It wanted to be a lighthouse. — Nikhil Saluja
- Diode: A couple of long poems — Nikhil Saluja
- Expectoration: If you go to a political rally, you should EXPECTORATION. — Nikhil Saluja
- Actual warning printed on the bottom of a package of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert : Do not turn upside down. — Nikhil Saluja
- The guy who stabbed himself with an icicle died of cold cuts. — Nikhil Saluja
- She became a lifeguard at the beach and kept the buoys in line. — Nikhil Saluja
- When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress. — Nikhil Saluja
- When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a Lizard. Just so I can finally hear a women say Oh my God, it's… — Nikhil Saluja