Facebook Status Quotes
- Sometimes I just wish I could disappear for a while to a place where nothing can go wrong in life. — Nikhil Saluja
- My mistakes always learn from me. — Nikhil Saluja
- Women speak 20000 words a day while men only speak 7000 — Nikhil Saluja
- Relationships takes TWO people. Not one person being faithful and another acting single... — Hemantsmarty
- I've never killed an unfollower but I should definitely take a shot at it. — Nikhil Saluja
- Domestic violence... Entertaining men since the stone age. — Nikhil Saluja
- The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. — Nikhil Saluja
- I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first. — Nikhil Saluja
- You'll have to speak up... I'm wearing a towel. — Unknown Author
- Don't be an asshole, don't be a jerk, be what you are and be proud of it. — Unknown Author
- That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.. — Naresha
- Girl if you didn't act like you were all that when you were a 9 or a 10, you would have a whole lot more… — Richie Parker
- Darling you're so far up your own backside you need a sat nav to help you out of it — Sparki Dee
- Don't you hate when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything? — Nishan Singh
- Girl: Why's my name your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me whats on my mind? and honestly its always you. — Ritu Ghatourey
- Double life: The person you play on your facebook status. The person you truly are in real life. — Kevin McCarty
- Just because someone isn't the definition of Beautiful It doesn't give u the right to call them Ugly — Ash Sweeney
- Sometimes you've got to care less to see if they'll care more. x) — Unknown Author
- Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over again because your thoughts are too distracting. — Unknown Author
- Doing something weird and thinking This is why I'm single — Unknown Author
- Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status? — Danish
- I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . . . lunch time,… — Danish
- Every father thinks that his son is an idiot, but only my dad is right. — Nikhil Saluja
- Life: One word is enough. — Nikhil Saluja
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes. — Nikhil Saluja