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1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

You don't get to choose, You just fall. — Nikhil Saluja
The dead batteries were given out free of charge. — Nikhil Saluja
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. — Nikhil Saluja
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? — Nikhil Saluja
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania. — Nikhil Saluja
Some people doesn't know the importance of time. A gift you give that you cannot get back...and some just take advantage of it....and some are… — Rizzi Vicci
Dealing with assholes is a perfect timepass. — Nikhil Saluja
A boy will manipulate your heart. The man explores it. — Nikhil Saluja
A smile is nearly always inspired by another smile. :) :) — Nikhil Saluja
I'm sending you some kisses, I know you like them. — Nikhil Saluja
I just wanna say one thing. — Nikhil Saluja
When two dudes fight is it called bro-ke up? — Nikhil Saluja
No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in their coffee. — Nikhil Saluja
I just need a search engine that'll remember exactly what I was about to Google when I forget. — Nikhil Saluja
Love dictates, but a kiss writes the secrets of the heart. — Nikhil Saluja
Sexy singles near you, but they are not interested. — Nikhil Saluja
Opposites attract, but after marriage, opposites attack. Most of the time, we are attracted to people who don't have the things that we have. Incompatibility… — Nikhil Saluja
There's always money in the banana stand. — Nikhil Saluja
I thought I loved her, but she had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is — Nikhil Saluja
The kiss, a sweet discovery of oneself after a long search. — Nikhil Saluja
2013, still no flying cars instead, twitter with assholes. — Nikhil Saluja
True love is indescribable, yet self-explanatory. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm afraid, I just blue myself. — Nikhil Saluja
You know you're on your period when everyone around you has an attitude problem. — Nikhil Saluja
If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple. — Nikhil Saluja

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