Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

Like if you always wanted to have the force like Popeye after eating Spinach — Kand3n
Do what you feel in your heart to be right ..for youll be criticized anyway. (Eleanor Roosevelt) — Kand3n
Facebook is cheaper than a therapy, Twice as effective and you can do it naked. — Kand3n
Everyone can be a father, but it takes a lot to be a daddy. — Kand3n
LIKE if you have a specific way of eating certain foods. — Kand3n
Facebook : Posting 100's of statuses in a day = OBSESSED, Twitter : Posting 100's of tweets in a day = NORMAL — Kiana JWilson
That Exciting moment when you can't even sleep, cause you know there's somthing big about to happen the next day, (Good or bad).! — Syoung
That face you make when your mad at me, it's so damn sexy. — King Dennie
Fear nothing. Except polar bears. Those mother fuckers are huge.. — King Dennie
You are playing hard to get, are you tested!? — Simon Quperlier
Say That Again, Bitch, And I'll Make Sure Your Next Period Comes Out Your Mouth — Toni Watson
EX Means: Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired, though. Now EXit my life. — Toni Watson
That awkward moment when your staring at a car thats passing by, and you notice that everyone in the car is staring back at you — Toni Watson
Definition Of A Human Being: A Creature That Chops Down Trees, Makes It Into Paper, And Writes, SAVE TREES On That Same Paper... — Toni Watson
Facebook must be the site for millionaires, because two cents seem to fall from everywhere. — Adar Burks
Dear Facebook, Pretty Soon, They'll All Abandon You, Too. Sincerely, MySpace — Toni Watson
I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work... — Toni Watson
A careful driver is one who honks their horn when going through a red light — Toni Watson
R.I.P LeBron James Ringless Jokes 2003-2012 But, Welcome Hairline Jokes 2003-FOREVER — Kiana JWilson
Am I the only one who is tired of people complaining about their love lives, friends, or just their lives over facebook or in general?… — Unknown Author
A picture speaks a thousand words. . . But with Photoshop it tells a thousand lies. — Unknown Author
Gahhh! I just made a big mess, now the floors are gonna be sticky... (shutup I spilled my sunny D. ) lol dirty minds.. — Syoung
Can you please tell me the logic excuses, you talked like this world is huge. Have u heard this what a small world means? — Diana Yan Manan
Its a funny sensation, holding a cold beer with your thighs while typing a Facebook status — Avan Nathan
Maybe she laughs and maybe she cries, and maybe you would be surprised at everything she keeps inside. — Quotes For Teens

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