Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :P — Cash Moneii
Put that on your Facebook status and suck it!!!! — Unknown Author
Dear Mom and Dad, Just because I listen to music that say bad words, talk about sex, drugs and alcohol DOESN'T mean I do it.… — Unknown Author
You dont have tolike me , I'm not a facebook status — Unknown Author
If you cant live without me, why arent you dead yet? — Mayday Parade
Never go bungee jumping, a rubber breaking is the reason why I am in this world, and sure as hell not going to leave it… — Uknown
Facebook Status are more coneectnd I think, while twitter create so much confusion in users minds. Because people post so many links their. Nice info — Unknown Author
Don't like your own facebook status. is like giving a high five to your self in public — Unknown Author
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now — UnitiKa
That moment when you have a really clever facebook status, and a family member comments on it and just butchers the whole thing. — Sean Tedford
That moment when you have a really clever facebook status, and a family member comments on it and butcher's the whole thing. — Sean Tedford
Face your problems...Don't Facebook your problems!!!! — Unknown Author
The secret is to go to the Twitter laiapcption within the Facebook world. Here's a convenient shortcut:.The key link there is the box labelled Want… — Unknown Author
The only reason I'm not surprised she slept with him is cause her vagina is rated E for everyone! — Lainie Lindgren
I hate when I comment on a girl status then thirsty niggas starting commenting. I delete my comment — Deon Crockett
People icon's can be so deceiving — Deon Crockett Jr
Your pregnant is the only AprilFool joke you women got? Find a new joke cause that been played out years ago — Deon Crockett
It's so lame how men act on a dating site. How am I suppose to have an interest in you when I see a picture… — Unknown Author
Please stop sarcasm me on your facebook status, removed me from your friend list..it's free.. — Diana Yan Manan
I am get stuck exactly what you want actually in photography? You criticized one another comrades just because photography? better focus on life and death. — Diana Yan Manan
Sometime I do express my angers here (Twitter) to avoid cursed u there (Facebook). — Diana Yan Manan
If I had only one friend left, Id want it to be me. — Unknown Author
Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students. — OhItsVynn
I'm single but my heart is all taken by someone that I can't even have. — OhItsVynn
My biggest problem is I fall in love, got hurt and forgive too easily. — OhItsVynn

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