Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

Childrens ambitions in school are often a glass ceiling, an obstacle to what they can accomplish. — Alastair Arnott
Wisdom is not facts and repetitions of truth repeated back in a pressurised situation such as in an exam hall. — Alastair Arnott
Him introducing u 2 his mom doesn't mean his faithful or his gonna marry u,his just doing it so it could b easy 2 get… — Lekoma Precious Napo
Decisions are like medicines they all have side effects. — Abhishek Tiwari
I laugh when I read hello need your prayers urgently posts coz if I have to pray for someone then god will see their suffering… — Raveen
Don't ever show pictures or post things just to make anyone jealous coz One day if they will have the last laugh and you'll be… — Raveen
Never wait for someone to be online..never wait for someone's msg like u won't survive if u won't get it..and when one person doesn't talk… — Raveen
^_^ Islam is peace ^_^ — Facebook Status
I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions. — Emalie Newhall
A good friend will like my status. A great friend will like my status, share it, and invite me to breakfast. — Justin Mccloskey
Jon's mother had three kids named Penny, Nickel and __????__. You'll be amazed how many people get this wrong. — Justin Mccloskey
I'd rather open my FACEBOOK than to face my book — Gothsynyster
I'm not afraid of heights, deep water, or love. I'm afraid of falling, drowning, and a broken heart. — Patience
Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots. — Alexia
We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us. — Drake
A boy's sleepy voice is seriously the sexiest shit on earth. — Alexia
; You cant rewrite your history when your choices hurt others in ways you can never understand. Take responsibility and ownership instead of pretending otherwise. — Brittany Marcum
; The hurtful people I let into my life are the ones who made me the stronger person I am today. For that, I thank… — Brittany Marcum
Very cute answer by a Bf to his Gf... Girl :~ Why my name is always on your facebook status in every 2 minutes..?? Boy… — SAM (THE BEST)
Feeling slightly perturbed and irritable. Maybe a tad pissy too, with a pinch of bitchy thrown in for good measures. — Brii Ann
Some people need to think about how they would feel if they were put in the situation they are putting others in. I don't think… — Brii Ann
Loves when people can talk about me and yet they have done the same in their life, but I'm the bad one. Don't judge unless… — Brii Ann
Making changes to make my life better. So, if you don't hear from me then you are probably one of those changes. To others, congratulations… — Brii Ann
Going to bed now for some mind blowing, passionate, earth shattering, mad .. sleep. .. what were you thinking, you dirty minded people. — Brii Ann
Why do people say they want to sleep like a baby, when babies never sleep through the night. I want to sleep like an old… — Brii Ann

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