Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

So I wrote to my buddy James Cameron .. u know that titanic dude ... anywaysss I was complaining about that whole final scene of… — Joey Bones
People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you. — Blerina
When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say, 'You hit like a bitch' — Unknown Author
I'm just a teen who loves netflix... — Emanuel Sebastiao
Psychological Fact:Whenever you think about someone a lot,It's because they were thinking of you first. — Abhishek Tiwari
No matter the miles between us, we always stand under the same stars. — Abhishek Tiwari
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story; in life, no one helps you once… — Nishan Panwar
Don't post hunting for ego boost, yeah I have a tolerance, but it ends with daily selfies. — Aruho Marvin
Guys, don't wish for anything you don't want... Santa gets real busy. — Aruho Marvin
That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How Rude. — Unknow
Girls who say Lots of guys want me should never forget that low prices attract the most customers. — Emaliebaby
I don't know why I hold my breath when I wash my face. It's not like I'm going to drown in a hand full of… — Merle Anthony Rowland
Love isn't about reading the same page, but it's about reading the whole book and smile — Uknown
LOVE starts with a SMILE , grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR! — Lil Wol
Don't you hate buying new clothes and having to wait to wear it because you don't have any plans anytime soon — Emanuel Sebastiao
Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box. — Blondie:)
Booty had me like... — Unknown Author
You deserve to be held, hugged, kissed, and loved. You deserve anything and everything you desire, you deserve your heart and your soul. You deserve… — Blondie:)
I curse myself for not grabbing the right time for the thing I waited my whole life! — Habeebah(Kanoorbee)
I might not be someones first choice, but I am a great choice. I dont pretend to be someone Im not, because Im good at… — Unknown Author
Nobody has A perfect Life, Everybody has their own PROBLEMS..Some people just know how to deal with it in a Perfect way!! — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
I cheated on my fears, broke up with my doubts, got engaged to my faith and now Im marrying my dreams. — Aisha
The past is where you learned the lesson. The future is where you apply the lesson. Don't give up in the middle. — Jesse Joseph
Girls are like Google. They start guessing before you end the sentence. — Blondie:)
To Friend Me or To Unfriend Me... I Am Still A Friend. — Cv Pillay

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