Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you. — Groucho Marx
You can't ever be really free if you admire somebody too much. — Tove Jansson
If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart. I'll stay there forever. — A A Milne
Follow your heart but take your brain with you. — Alfred Adler
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's… — Eugene McCarthy
To know when to go away and when to come closer is the key to any lasting relationship. — Domenico Cieri
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live. — Johnny Depp
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it. — Thomas Fuller
Love, and do what you like. — Saint Augustine
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. — Chuck Palahniuk
Better late than never, but never late is better — Drake
One kiss breaches the distance between friendship and love — Josh Hartnett
To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance — Oscar Wilde
In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person. — Margaret Chase Smith
My night has become a sunny dawn because of you. — Unknown Author
A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her… — Unknown Author
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Unknown Author
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
Man loves little and often: Woman much and rarely — Victor Hugo
............ I just wanted to say, I love you. — Harriet Morgan
My facebook status may not inspire you, but I'm sure someone is deeply touched by it. — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
There are so many life stanges, and which one you are inl? — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
Never apologize for having high standards. People who really want to be in your life will rise up to meet them. — Orebela Gbenga
Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you dont know. — Orebela Gbenga
Late night conversations are usually the ones that mean the most. — Unknown Author

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