Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

U learn mo bout a person at da end of a relationship than @ da beginning — IG:catone_2_funny
Good looks fade but a good heart keeps you beautiful forever. — Melchor Lim
Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting. Arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates. — Bernajoy Vaal
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to Single. I fight with my parents but you don't… — Shennon Fabiano
Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you... — Obey Terell Cx
If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me. — Danish
Whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you? — Danish
Knowing you are the last generation to remember life before the internet. — Danish
Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it — Jesse Joseph
Respect one sided lovers, their love is selfless, they love u without getting loved back.!!! — Tufail Mehraj
Relationship status : Still waiting for someone to call and confess their love for me..!!! — Tufail Mehraj
When you've done something wrong, admit it and be sorry. No one in history has ever choked to death from swallowing his pride. — Abhishek Tiwari
Today I caught myself smiling for no reason... then I realized I was thinking about you — Kavinder Kanwar
When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.!!! — Tufail Mehraj
BBM for Andriod is the new Google+ account. Everyone wanted it. Everyone got it. And no one has any idea what to do with it!!! — Tufail Mehraj
Life is like a facebook status message.. You can create or change a status that you post, but you can't change the status that your… — Aldyna Threesya
Make Me Feel Like I M WANTED I Will Never Leave You :D — Faisal Khan Neal
Sunday is always a Family date! — Majesty
I don't mind if others don't like me. After all,I'm not a Facebook status. — Abhishek Tiwari
Forget about likes and dislikes. they are of no consequence. Just do what must be done. — Majesty

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