Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. — Michael Jordan
A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away. — Bil Keane
Our visions begin with our desires. — Audre Lorde
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. — Margaret Mead
Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. — Toni Morrison
The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. — Anais Nin
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. — Robert Orben
Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough. — George Bernard Shaw
My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time. — Lee Trevino
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. — Steven Wright
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand. — Steven Wright
All endings are also beginnings. We just don't know it at the time. — Mitch Albom
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. — Mae West
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. — Oscar Wilde
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. — William Shakespeare
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. — Matt Groening
I've got nothing to do today but smile. — Paul Simon
I was not designed to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion. Let us see who is the strongest. — Henry David Thoreau
You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. — Jonathan Safran Foer
You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air,… — Maya Angelou
Time wounds all heels. — Groucho Marx
True love always makes a man better, no matter what woman inspires it. — Alexandre Dumas
Love is too precious to be ashamed of. — Laurell K. Hamilton
I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates". — Steven Wright
Love can make you do things that you never thought possible — Phil Collins

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