Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

I wish I can delete you from my mind as easy as deleting you from Facebook. — Blondie:)
It's my mouth I say what I want too, and it's my wall I can write anything I feel like to write — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
There is a special place in hell for those guys who make fake accounts and act to be girls on fb ... — Danish
A moment of silence for those girls and boys who don't work because they are Prince/Princesses on Facebook. — Danish
Money cant buy you happiness? Well it's better to cry in a ferrari as compare to sohrab's cycle! — Danish
You'll know when you've touched a heart. They'll act in a very different way that you have never imagined. — Rizzi Vicci
Who was the reason for world war 2? Adolf Hitler,but who will be the reason for world war 3?Mark Zuckerberg ,facebook shit — Black Son Beats
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass. — Blondie:)
It shocks me when I see old fake ass friends adding me on facebook. I just hit the DENY button I don't need fake people… — Blondie:)
Good girls are just bad girls who dont get caught. — Babloo
All girls really want is someone to want them back. — Babloo
She hates the game, but yet shes still a player. — Babloo
You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes on Facebook. — Cuts And Scars
I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. — Cuts And Scars
There are many fake people who are always kind to you.Beware!!! — Abhishek Tiwari
I am proud of my heart.It's played,burned and broken.But still works — Abhishek Tiwari
I heard good looks can kill. So please don't look at me ,i don't wanna see you die..! — Simi Ngr
Look it's very simple:You be nice to me,I'll be nice to you. You dare to be bad, I have got a good reflex,can go to… — Simi Ngr
Yes I'm pissed off and most people irritate me.But if people weren't so ignorant, self absorbed and down right stupid,i wouldn't have been so bitchy… — Simi Ngr
If a bunch of guys are calling me a bitch,i know I must be hitting a nerve.If they are calling me a heartless bitch,i know… — Simi Ngr
Just because I don't fuck you anymore doesn't make me a lesbian.It just makes you an asshole.! — Simi Ngr
I see no reason why having a body with curves instead of muscles should bar me from knowing how to work on my car,fish or… — Simi Ngr
It disgust me when I see people post and share talking about fixing a relationship is through communication, when they themselves never communicate... — Rizzi Vicci
If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were. — Cuts And Scars
Celebrate your own biases, they are probably brilliantly messy. — Alastair Arnott

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