Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

People will stab you in your back and then ask why your're bleeding. — Danish
Don't hate me bcz I m a bad boy. Hate me bcz I don't even try to be good. — Unknown Author
GIRLS treat relationship as a Facebook status, they gonna tell the whole world that their in love and when they get hurt, they'll give their… — Eiightletters
I want someone to look at me, the way that I look at Chocolate Cake. — Danish
Love doesn't hurt. Loving the wrong person does. — Danish
Getting hand full of FRIENDSHIP BANDS doesn't mean they are all true friends Just get a band to hearts its enough to get a True… — Ejaz D RoxTar
Life is a artwork. And the picture you paint is what describes who you are. — Emanuel Sebastiao
You can tell a lot about a person from the Facebook statuses he or she likes. — Jatin Tanwer
Truly love you endlessly. Every day without you is like a book without pages. I love you, I will always do, for the rest of… — Unknown Author
Its totally right.. — Socialmeemscom
You Stole My Status And Never Acknowledged Me. That's Facebook Plagiarism And You Won't Graduate To Be A Feleb — Sabelo Lan Mashabela
People pot en think tell the world about no then rely silly — Friend
Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down? — Patience
Whatever makes you feel bad, leave it. Whatever makes you smile, keep it. — Akshay Shome
I love being stupid....I get to see the wiser ones.... — Rizzi Vicci
Don't let anyone's ignorance, hate, drama or negativity stop you from being the best person you can be :) — Marc K
You Are A Liar When You Update A Status And Say Your Not On Facebook For Likes And Comment. Then Why Are You Updating? — Sabelo Lan Mashabela
Making Sense Is Not All About Posting A Long Status, But Is All About Getting Straight To The Point. We Don't Have Time To Read… — Sabelo Lan Mashabela
A man asks a trainer in the gym: I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use? Trainer replies: Use the ATM. — Danish
...and I quote...A nation's interactions towards other nations are reflected on how they create their movies...It may sound a little absurd, but then again, it… — Rizzi Vicci
Run if you must. Reason if you need. Kneel if you need.....If all fails. Fight till the end! — Rizzi Vicci
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long. — Patience Jr Kibabatoko
Behavior depends upon the outfit you wear. — Pipay Skii
I wish the Dollar Store sold gas. . . . — Rick Sutter
If plan A didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool. — Tonirose

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