Facebook Status Quotes

1247 Facebook Status quotes by 341 unique authors

Why is it called beauty sleep, when you wake up in the morning and look like crap. — Brii Ann
I love sleeping. Its like being dead, but without the commitment. — Brii Ann
Today is one of those days that I will be using caffeine as if it was life support. — Brii Ann
I wish I could sleep but my A.D.D kicks in and well, one sheep, two sheep, cow, duck, turtle, Old McDonald had a farm, what… — Brii Ann
The sheep I'm counting keep hitting the fence instead of jumping over it. Either they need to go on a diet, or I seriously need… — Brii Ann
My get up and go, got up and went. I need to get up and go find it, but it went. So I cant get… — Brii Ann
Its not important to have long friend list on FB and whats app. But its important to have some friend who can read your face… — Anurag Prakash Ray
I may be BENT, but not BROKEN, everything happens for a REASON. Because if GOD brings you to it, HE will bring you through it. — Unknown Author
Its true we dont know what weve got until its gone,but we dont know what weve been missing until it arrives. — Unknown Author
If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because I've already done… — Emalie Newhall
Success woke me up, Motivation made me breakfast, Destiny gave me my agenda and the Lord gave me his blessings. — Alexia
Just because there's plenty of fish in the sea doesn't mean u have the proper equipment 2 catch a keeper~ — DeAngelo Stokes
I'm not a perfect person. I make a lot of mistakes. But I really appreciate those people who stay with me after knowing how I… — Anurag Prakash Ray
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. - — Funny
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook perfect! — Patricia Ann Rose Garai
Anyone can make you happy by doing something special but only someone special can make you happy without doing anything. — Kaceem Aveiro
You cant be real. May I pinch you to see if Im dreaming? — Babloo
When you don't give someone your attention, they have no power over you. — Emanuel Sebastiao
Where there is great love there are always miracles. — Anurag Prakash Ray
Bro, where'd you get that outfit? Build a queer..? — Unknown Author
Real girls stay. Hoes come and go. Little boys play around. Real men settle down. — Dyllan
I hate when people always use yolo to make a sentence sound cool, 'Just bought underwear, yolo.' — Patience
Love me? Great Hate me? Even better Think Im ugly? Dont look at me Dont know me? Dont judge me Think you know me? You… — Babloo
You can't fix yourself by breaking someone else. — Anurag Prakash Ray
That moment of disappointment when you can't find the answer to your homework on Google. — Patince

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