"I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook……" — Funny
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More Ate Quotes
- I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I'm eating. But on Super… — Kristen Bell
- I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it. — Jo Brand
- My father was an expert hunter, so we ate a lot of wild game when I was growing up in… — Steve Albini
- I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think… — Gisele Bundchen
- I've sat looking down into a volcano that could blow at any moment; I've helped catch a shark and several… — Alan Alda
- The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. — George Carlin
- I knew when I was diagnosed with cancer the only thing I could control was what I ate, what I… — Kris Carr
- We sat around and I fed them barbecue and whiskey. And pretty soon everyone started to compete with each other… — Gary Allan
- I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. — Julia Child
- Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints? — George Carlin
- There should be a burnished tablet let into the ground on the spot where some courageous man first ate Stilton… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- The Lord ate from a common bowl, and asked the disciples to sit on the grass. He washed their feet,… — Clement of Alexandria