My Cat Quotes

85 quotes by 71 authors

When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web... Now even my cat has its own… — William J. Clinton
Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the… — Ricky Gervais
I called my cat William because no shorter name fits the dignity of his character. Poor old man, he has fits now, so I call… — Josh Billings
I write so much because my cat sits on my lap. She purrs so I don't want to get up. She's so much more calming… — Joyce Carol Oates
My cat speaks sign language with her tail. — Robert A. M. Stern
He lives in the halflights in secret places, free and alone, this mysterious little great being whom his mistress calls, My cat. — Margaret Benson
I think smart is sexy. I like smart people. People that are comfortable with themselves I think is very sexy. My cat is really sexy. — Gina Gershon
If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him. — Drew Barrymore
Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat about it, and he reminds me Iâ€™m… — James Franco
I'm obsessed with my cat. We have a really strong, really weird codependent, almost Bella/Edward relationship. I'm going to be a crazy cat lady one… — Kristen Stewart
My cat can eat a whole watermelon. — Crispin Glover
The mice think they are right, but my cat eats them anyways. This is the point, reality is nothing, perception is everything. — Terry Goodkind
If you ask me to tell you anything about the nature of what lies beyond the phaneronâ€¦ my answer is â€œHow should I know?â€â€¦ I… — Martin Gardner
I was watching an HBO special on eating habits and different cultures, and they showed in China how people eat cats ... I happened to… — Ben Kenney
In the â€˜looks of disappointmentâ€™ department, my cat has picked up where my father left off. — Tom Papa
No one shall deny me my own conclusions, nor my cat her reflective purr. — Irving Townsend
My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and… — Dan Harmon
I gave my players a version of the same message at ten-to-three every Saturday: 'I would shoot my granny right now for three points this… — Brian Clough
I live myself with my cat Pebbles. She isn't enjoying the attention as much as me - she ran off up the stairs as soon… — Susan Boyle
I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles. — Johnny Carson

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