My Cat Quotes
85 quotes by 71 authors
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When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web... Now even my cat has its own…
— William J. Clinton
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Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the…
— Ricky Gervais
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I called my cat William because no shorter name fits the dignity of his character. Poor old man, he has fits now, so I call…
— Josh Billings
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I write so much because my cat sits on my lap. She purrs so I don't want to get up. She's so much more calming…
— Joyce Carol Oates
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My cat speaks sign language with her tail.
— Robert A. M. Stern
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He lives in the halflights in secret places, free and alone, this mysterious little great being whom his mistress calls, My cat.
— Margaret Benson
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I think smart is sexy. I like smart people. People that are comfortable with themselves I think is very sexy. My cat is really sexy.
— Gina Gershon
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If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him.
— Drew Barrymore
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Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat about it, and he reminds me I’m…
— James Franco
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I'm obsessed with my cat. We have a really strong, really weird codependent, almost Bella/Edward relationship. I'm going to be a crazy cat lady one…
— Kristen Stewart
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My cat can eat a whole watermelon.
— Crispin Glover
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The mice think they are right, but my cat eats them anyways. This is the point, reality is nothing, perception is everything.
— Terry Goodkind
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If you ask me to tell you anything about the nature of what lies beyond the phaneron… my answer is “How should I know?â€â€¦ I…
— Martin Gardner
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I was watching an HBO special on eating habits and different cultures, and they showed in China how people eat cats ... I happened to…
— Ben Kenney
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In the ‘looks of disappointment’ department, my cat has picked up where my father left off.
— Tom Papa
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No one shall deny me my own conclusions, nor my cat her reflective purr.
— Irving Townsend
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My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and…
— Dan Harmon
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I gave my players a version of the same message at ten-to-three every Saturday: 'I would shoot my granny right now for three points this…
— Brian Clough
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I live myself with my cat Pebbles. She isn't enjoying the attention as much as me - she ran off up the stairs as soon…
— Susan Boyle
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I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.
— Johnny Carson
Who Wrote These My Cat Quotes
71 authors contributed a total of 85 My Cat Quotes, led by these top contributors: