Best My Cat Sayings

85 My Cat quotes by 65 unique authors

Who are you and why are you my cat? — Rick Riordan
As my cat would say, all hours are good for sleeping. — Jose Saramago
Green-eyed monsters,” said Magnus, and grinned. He deposited Chairman Meow on the ground, and the cat moved over to Alec, and rubbed against his leg.… — Cassandra Clare
I have to spring a cat out of Rumelt Animal Shelter. Think of it as a prison break." It does the trick. He laughs. "Whose… — Holly Black
If you lay one hand on Simon, vampire, I'll have you chopped up into tiny pieces and fed to my cat. Understand? — Cassandra Clare
The Chairman likes you.” “Is that good?” “I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like,” Magnus said easily, and stood up. — Cassandra Clare
What have you done to my cat?" Magnus demanded... "You drank his blood, didn't you? You said you weren't hungry!" Simon was indignant. "I did… — Cassandra Clare
Don’t you listen to them, Rexy,” I cooed, and the cat sniffed my nose. “Rachel is a smart girl. She’s not going to go out… — Kim Harrison
The vulture Nekhbet, who'd one possessed my gran (long story); the crocodile Sobek, who'd tried to kill my cat (longer story); and the lion goddess… — Rick Riordan
I am glad you have a Cat, but I do not believe it is So remarkable a cat as My Cat. — Thomas Stearns Eliot
I went to collect the few personal belongings which...I held to be invaluable: my cat, my resolve to travel, and my solitude. — Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
When my father died, I did not cry. When my cat died three days later, I cried a lot. — Alejandro Jodorowsky
Whenever I see my cat staring out the window I sit behind him and whisper, look Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom. — Alex Telman
I love my cat okay? his name is Mufasa and he is a shexy mofo I talk to him about everything becauuse I know he… — Tamika-leeigh
I'm not hurt that my cat is sick, I'm not sad that my parents scolded me today, I'm not sad about my face, not my… — Habeebah
My big kitty Dutch — Mak
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. - — Funny
In Lake Havasu AZ... Currently an expert at sneaking my cat into hotels. — Audrey Kitching
I have had the worst feeling and it's making me sick, I packed up the car with three bags & my cat and I'm on… — Audrey Kitching
Your face looks like something my cat dragged in. and pooped in. and puked on. — Unknown Author
I think I was that kid! I once tried to flush my cat down the teolit! Chad, why's the cat's hind end wet? I put… — Unknown Author
My cat thinks your pussy stinks — Unknown Author
Took my cat Dexter for the first time, outside and on a leash tonight. Man, he's such a little rockstar, he did so good, nothing… — Sara Underwood
I don't party. I'm a total homebody. I like hanging out with my cat and I've actually been known to stay home and knit. — Bethany Joy Galeotti
My goals for the year are to concentrate on doing a better job of managing my personal life, to do lots of cooking and to… — Renee Zellweger

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