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• Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat… — Sri Aurobindo
• Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat,… — Michele Bachmann
• Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call… — Antonio Banderas
• If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats… — Antonio Banderas
• I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a… — Charles Baudelaire
• There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes… — Scott Adams
• I have always been an animal lover. I had a hard time disassociating the animals I cuddled with - dogs… — Kristen Bell
• I have my favorite cat, who is my paperweight, on my desk while I am writing. — Ray Bradbury
• I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs,… — Elayne Boosler
• My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature. — Anthony Bourdain
• I try to very hard to avoid a situation where I would be eating cat or dog; I've managed to… — Anthony Bourdain
• I'm not Ted Nugent. My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature. I… — Anthony Bourdain

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