"For days after death hair and fingernails continue……" — Johnny Carson
"For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."
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55 Quotes by Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson has 55 quotes on this site.
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have…
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the…
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you…
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
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More Calls Quotes
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When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things,…
— J. J. Abrams
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Whenever we think of Christ, we should recall the love that led Him to bestow on us so many graces…
— Teresa of Avila
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I don't like people lying to me. I don't like people who don't return my calls. I don't like people…
— Dan Aykroyd
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What the caterpillar calls the end of the world the master calls a butterfly.
— Richard Bach
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The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the…
— Richard Bach
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What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not…
— Russell Baker
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Sailing a boat calls for quick action, a blending of feeling with the wind and water as well as with…
— George Matthew Adams
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That which today calls itself science gives us more and more information, and indigestible glut of information, and less and…
— Edward Abbey
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I don't even have voice mail or answering machines anymore. I hate the phone, and I don't want to call…
— Drew Barrymore
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The Holy Book calls upon Muslims to resist tyranny. Dictatorships in Pakistan, however long, have, therefore, always collapsed in the…
— Benazir Bhutto
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God calls us to care for our fellow man, especially the neediest. I feel that call to lift up the…
— Kathleen Blanco
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I think I've probably re-invented myself three or four times now, if that's what one calls it.
— Sarah Brightman
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