"I was so naive as a kid I……" — Johnny Carson
"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
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55 Quotes by Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson has 55 quotes on this site.
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have…
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the…
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you…
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
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More Barn Quotes
This quote is filed under Barn Quotes,
one of 103 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The moon is brighter since the barn burned.
— Matsuo Basho
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I would not a bit mind sleeping in the cool grass in summer, and when winter came on sheltering myself…
— Oscar Wilde
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The smell of coffee cooking was a reason for growing up, because children were never allowed to have it and…
— Edna Lewis
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I assume my stance, and take back the club, low, slowly; at the top, my eyes fog over, and my…
— John Updike
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To be shelterless and alone in the open country, hearing the wind moan and watching for day through the whole…
— Charles Dickens
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You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their…
— Don Meyer
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We always need to be prepared and work hard in practice so we can be just like the farmer who…
— Don Meyer
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You need to have a home to go back to, whether it's a hotel room or a barn. It's only…
— Genevieve Gorder
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Freedom is not empowerment. Empowerment is what the Serbs have in Bosnia. Anybody can grab a gun and be empowered.…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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A little and a little, collected together, becomes a great deal; the heap in the barn consists of single grains,…
— Saadi
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A farmer travelling with his load Picked up a horseshoe on the road, And nailed if fast to his barn…
— James Thomas Fields
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It's not an endlessly expanding list of rights - the "right" to education, the "right" to health care, the "right"…
— Alexis de Tocqueville
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