"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make…" — Chuck Palahniuk

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• I look at myself and pick out the things I don't like. No matter how much I work out, I… — Tyra Banks
• Nicole Kidman in particular seems to bring out the butt-kisser in the sassiest of hackettes, as they ceaselessly strive to… — Julie Burchill
• When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit… — George W. Bush
• It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with. — Jim Carrey
• I always had really long swimmer's arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my… — Kirstie Alley
• I really am super lazy and doing long hair, especially mine, is a big pain in the butt. It's filled… — Ginnifer Goodwin
• I like rhythmic things that butt up against each other in a cool kind of way. — Stone Gossard
• I love ripped jeans! They are flattering. I'm very petite, so I think they make my butt look lovely. — Ariana Grande
• I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across… — Will Ferrell
• I'm vain. My arms are thin, but I'm vain about loose flesh. And so I'm careful that what I wear… — Jane Fonda
• In order to drill into young men the need to stay alert and stay alive, I used to punish offenders… — David Hackworth
• I would love to play a superhero. I wish I could be in 'The Avengers,' kicking butt. — Taraji P. Henson

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