Facebook Status Quotes
- I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee
- I dont know why but I never run out of status each time I think of you.. — Joanne Lobedica
- You're all thats in my mind.. I wish one day you would get out of my mind coz Id love to make you mine... — Joanne Lobedica
- Smaller circles = Less problems. — Kiana JWilson
- Dear Illiterate People, If you read something...(probably just on Facebook) the correct past tense spelling is NOT RED The most you may have read is… — Unknown Author
- I Mean You Will Never forget your first Love and HOW They made You feel and maybe someone won't ever make You feel The exact… — Kiana JWilson
- Im sick and tired of guys thinking tht just because I showed up at a club or a dance or a bar, that I want… — Jenna Marbles
- The sad thing about facebook is it's more accurate than the weather man. — Unknown Author
- Difference people difference style difference result with difference perceptions and there the trademark and the differences views from other people will see on you.. — Diana Yan Manan
- I Hate How Mr.WRONG Says All The RIGHT Things. — Kiana JWilson
- If you can't find what's good in me, try to find what's wrong in you. — Shin Chan
- It's bad enough to steal you fb status but when they do and they get more likes then you that's just messed up. — Mario Tomasello
- If you will come to me and say to my face that I am such an annoying person, I will just probably laugh for it… — Shin Chan
- Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you...But dont worry, worrying is also bad for you too… — Kand3n
- Everyone knows someone that they are embarrassed to be friends on Facebook. — Kand3n
- Reasons why Im still single: 1) I cant date the internet. 2) I cant date my favorite celebrity. 3) I cant date twitter. 4) I… — Kand3n
- Looking back on your old Facebook pictures and thinking What the hell was I doing omg embarrassing eww — Kand3n
- If Shakespeare would have Facebook.. It would be like: Juliet is in a relationship and its complicated.. And guess who would be first to like… — Kand3n
- That awkward moment when you get tagged in a photo on a night, at a place that you either on leaves or on someone's head.. — Kand3n
- BEST GAMER PICK UP LINE: You turn my software into hardware. — Kand3n
- 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance... The 5 stages of buying fruits. — Kand3n
- If Facebook was a job,Everybody was going to be employed. — Musa Nkutha
- That moment when your laying down in the dark by yourself and you start getting flashbacks of a scary movie ! — Krystal
- Oh woowww.. Im that invisible to you now??? Thats cool. Ive always wanted to have superpowers. — Kand3n
- Miss a phone call. Call back thirty seconds later. They dont answer. — Kand3n