"You're so fake, Barbie's jealous" — Avalon
"You're so fake, Barbie's jealous"
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14 Quotes by Avalon
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I don't understand how some brides have 20+ bridesmaids, I mean I don't even like so many people
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Screw the dislike button, what Facebook really needs is an eye-roll button
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Dear maths, Grow up and solve your own problems please
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I hate it when chocolate melts so quickly on my fingers, I mean like I know I'm hot, but...
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I used to love my neighbors, then one day they put a fucking password on their WIFI
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Every since it started snowing, my little brother has been looking through the window, guess it's high time I let…
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Eenie meenie miney mo, caught you cheating with that hoe, tried to lie right through my face, think again you've…
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Real girls aren't perfect, Perfect girls aren't real
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My mom asked me how was I going to dress this halloween. I replied sarcastically ''Like a hoe''. She thought…
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A relationship is meant for two persons only. Unfortunately some bitches don't know how to count
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What is more awkward? The way Dora The Explorer stares at you after she asked you a question or the…
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Dear best friend, I promise to be your lesbian lover when some ugly guy hits on you.
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Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.
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When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and…
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Lies circle the earth while Truth is still trying to put on its shoes.
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.
— Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
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No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years…
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If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.
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