"Dear best friend, I promise to be your……" — Avalon
"Dear best friend, I promise to be your lesbian lover when some ugly guy hits on you."
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14 Quotes by Avalon
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I don't understand how some brides have 20+ bridesmaids, I mean I don't even like so many people
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Screw the dislike button, what Facebook really needs is an eye-roll button
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You're so fake, Barbie's jealous
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Dear maths, Grow up and solve your own problems please
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I hate it when chocolate melts so quickly on my fingers, I mean like I know I'm hot, but...
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I used to love my neighbors, then one day they put a fucking password on their WIFI
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Every since it started snowing, my little brother has been looking through the window, guess it's high time I let…
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Eenie meenie miney mo, caught you cheating with that hoe, tried to lie right through my face, think again you've…
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Real girls aren't perfect, Perfect girls aren't real
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My mom asked me how was I going to dress this halloween. I replied sarcastically ''Like a hoe''. She thought…
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A relationship is meant for two persons only. Unfortunately some bitches don't know how to count
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What is more awkward? The way Dora The Explorer stares at you after she asked you a question or the…
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