Avalon Quotes

14 quotes in 215 categories

• I don't understand how some brides have 20+ bridesmaids, I mean I don't even like so many people
• Screw the dislike button, what Facebook really needs is an eye-roll button
• You're so fake, Barbie's jealous
• Dear maths, Grow up and solve your own problems please
• I hate it when chocolate melts so quickly on my fingers, I mean like I know I'm hot, but...
• I used to love my neighbors, then one day they put a fucking password on their WIFI
• Every since it started snowing, my little brother has been looking through the window, guess it's high time I let him inside
• Eenie meenie miney mo, caught you cheating with that hoe, tried to lie right through my face, think again you've been replaced
• Real girls aren't perfect, Perfect girls aren't real
• My mom asked me how was I going to dress this halloween. I replied sarcastically ''Like a hoe''. She thought it was cute that I'm…
• A relationship is meant for two persons only. Unfortunately some bitches don't know how to count
• What is more awkward? The way Dora The Explorer stares at you after she asked you a question or the moment of silence after she…
• Dear best friend, I promise to be your lesbian lover when some ugly guy hits on you.
• My mom thinks my friends have bad influences on me. Honestly I'm the one coming up with the ideas

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