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- I hate it when chocolate melts so quickly on my fingers, I mean like I know I'm hot, but...
- What is more awkward? The way Dora The Explorer stares at you after she asked you a question or the moment of silence after she…
More Humour Quotes
- That which has not a real excellency and value in it self, entertains no longer than the giddy Humour which recommended it… — Mary Astell
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my… — Drew Barrymore
- If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided… — Kate Beckinsale
- Among all kinds of Writing, there is none in which Authors are more apt to miscarry than in Works of Humour, as… — Joseph Addison
- Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake… — Ambrose Bierce
- I think the key attributes for a good speaker are someone that's articulate and someone that puts a fair amount of humour… — Jo Brand
- The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and you mine… — Bill Bryson
- Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting sonnets from… — Julie Burchill
- Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. — Samuel Butler
- My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with… — Steve Carell
- I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss… — Nick Cave