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- I walked about 55 kilometers and was awake for 25 hours. Now I have to think about setting a sleeping record.
- My opponent left a glass of whisky 'en prise' and I took it 'en passant'.
- It will be cheering to know that many people are skillful chessplayers, though in many instances their brains, in a general way, compare unfavorably with…
- Now I have the pawn and the compensation.
- What we need are lots of girls who aren't as good as us, who'll treat us with the proper respect and reverance.
- With humour, there is life.
- People think that I can just walk into a room and get a job, but of the 200 interviews and auditions I go through a…
- As regards rap music, I believe that the c is silent.
- Cynicism is the humour of hatred.
- The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh.…
- Since I be on TV... I turn it on see me, hey I'm so cool even I wanna be me.
- Ive been fighting to be who I am all my life. Whats the point of being who I am, if I cant have the person…
- I don't give a fuck, Without condom.
- All good things become bad and all bad things become good.
- My eyes aren't big! I have a small skull! My brain barely fits inside it!
- I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew ON MY FIST!
- Because face it, Facebook don't come up with its real face! :-p
- There is no accounting for taste and no taste for accounting.
- You were my priority once.. now you have become just a stupid joke.
- I'll understand if you don't want me. But I will be heartbroken. You are all I ever dreamed of and hoped for. You are much,…
- There a 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.
More Humour Quotes
- That which has not a real excellency and value in it self, entertains no longer than the giddy Humour which recommended it… — Mary Astell
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my… — Drew Barrymore
- If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided… — Kate Beckinsale
- Among all kinds of Writing, there is none in which Authors are more apt to miscarry than in Works of Humour, as… — Joseph Addison
- Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake… — Ambrose Bierce
- I think the key attributes for a good speaker are someone that's articulate and someone that puts a fair amount of humour… — Jo Brand
- The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and you mine… — Bill Bryson
- Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting sonnets from… — Julie Burchill
- Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. — Samuel Butler
- My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with… — Steve Carell
- I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss… — Nick Cave