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• Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
• If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
• Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
• Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't… — Bernard Baruch
• Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
• It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. — William Blake
• Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
• Strengthen me by sympathizing with my strength, not my weakness. — Amos Bronson Alcott
• Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding… — Leo Buscaglia
• Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. — Truman Capote
• Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. — Dale Carnegie
• Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. — Dan Castellaneta

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