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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a…
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I am generally way out of touch with trends, except now and then I am surprised to find myself leading one, like…
— Fred Saberhagen
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All quiet along the Potomac they say Except now and then a stray picket Is shot as he walks on his beat,…
— Ethel Lynn Beers
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I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.
— Jen Lancaster
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Her voice whispering love soothes him. They'd never done that before. Weren't that type of family. Except now he doesn't know what…
— Melina Marchetta
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Color fills her cheeks, and I think it again: that Johanna Reyes might still be beautiful. Except now I think that she…
— Veronica Roth
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Except, now that I don’t have a car, I can’t really make good on my birthday promise.” Sydney thought about it for…
— Richelle Mead
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I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.
— Gypsy Rose Lee
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