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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or can die.
— Thomas Carlyle
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No one ever dies an atheist.....
— Plato
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...Terry Jackson, who is the Miami Herald's automotive writer and TV critic. That's correct: This man gets paid to drive new cars…
— Dave Barry
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No gossip ever dies away entirely, if many people voice it: it, too, is a kind of divinity.
— Hesiod
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Remember, Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
— Stephen King
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You wouldn't die in here, nothing ever dies in here, but if you stayed here for too long, after a while just…
— Neil Gaiman
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The true past departs not, no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or can die; but all is still here,…
— Thomas Carlyle
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No one ever dies a virgin, because life has f*cked us all
— Music_Love
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Nobody ever dies a virgin, life fucks us all over at the end -_- :P ;} SO DONT WORRY GROSS LONELY BITCHES…
— Trilla
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Nothing ever dies alone.
— Devin Waugh
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Hope is a good thing, maybe the best thing, and no good thing ever dies
— Unknown Author
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Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
— Stephen King
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