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• But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name. — Christopher Paul Curtis
• I thought she'd [her mother] offer me some sympathy. Instead, she said, 'Don't you ever call me crying again! You wanted to… — Jennifer Lopez
• I always used to reach for the cigarette when the phone rang, and I figured nobody would ever call me in Tokyo.… — David Sedaris
• I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken… — Jack Handey
• If somebody tells me I'm famous I say, 'I'm not.' I can't see myself as famous and I don't think I'll ever… — Shayne Ward
• Don't ever call me a bottler on the radio with thousands of people listening — Jamie Carragher
• Everyone calls me Bruno; they don't ever call me Peter - that was just my government name. — Bruno Mars
• It's really amazing that in the age of unbelief, as a smart man called it, there isn't even more fraud. After all,… — Ben Stein
• Don't ever call a guy first. The thing they want the most is whatever they can't have. It sounds really juvenile, but… — Taylor Swift
• My father had always called me Sam since the day I was born. He rarely ever called me Tiger. I would ask… — Tiger Woods
• Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all. — Jasper Fforde
• The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that… — R. Scott Bakker

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