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Employee Quotes by Dave Barry
- American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated…
- Without computers, the government would be unable to function at the level of effectiveness and efficiency that we have come to expect. . . .…
- The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a…
More Employee Quotes
- Small-business people do not want to have more than 50 employees, because that's when all the regulatory burden of Obamacare kicks in. — Michele Bachmann
- When it comes to personnel issues, I act professionally and respectful of former employees. I just assume that's a two-way street. It's… — Michele Bachmann
- Politeness and civility are the best capital ever invested in business. Large stores, gilt signs, flaming advertisements, will all prove unavailing if… — P T Barnum
- The five steps in teaching an employee new skills are preparation, explanation, showing, observation and supervision. — Bruce Barton
- I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert'… — Scott Adams
- The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed… — Warren G. Bennis
- You don't lie to your own doctor. You don't lie to your own attorney, and you don't lie to your employees. — Gordon Bethune
- We cannot continue. Our pension costs and health care costs for our employees are going to bankrupt this city. — Michael Bloomberg
- A lot of executives act like their time is worth more than anyone else's. But I always respect an employee who guards… — Eli Broad
- Many schools include a service project as part of their curriculum, and many corporations have in-house projects for their employees or give… — George H. W. Bush
- A lot of what is wrong with corporate America has to do with a culture filled with antibodies trained to expel anything… — Nolan Bushnell
- Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners. — Fred Allen