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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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Boredom is useful to me when I notice it and think: Oh I'm bored; there must be something else I want to…
— Hugh Prather
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Don't be dependent on anyone else. I want to go everywhere, look at, and listen to everything. You can go crazy with…
— Shel Silverstein
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The first time ever seeing a great talker was The Rock. It took a while for him to develop, but a great…
— The Miz
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I take none of that to heart. I don't feel like there's anything that I need to do for anybody else. I…
— Danica Patrick
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Like everyone else, I want to go on dancing forever, but I know the day is going to come when I will…
— Karen Kain
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Like everyone else, I want to sleep with Leonardo DiCaprio.
— Jon Stewart
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I'm no different to anyone else; I want people to like me. I just don't particularly want them to understand me.
— Willem Dafoe
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Being an actor means being an instrument for someone else. I want to give myself completely.
— Catherine Deneuve
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I'm like everyone else: I want to play every game, but it's not possible.
— Frank Lampard
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The thing I want more than anything else? I want to have children. I used to feel for every child I had,…
— Marilyn Monroe
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More than anything else, I want the folks back at home to think right of me.
— Elvis Presley
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I know what I should love to do - to build a study; to write, and to think of nothing else. I…
— Lew Wallace
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