"Like everyone else, I want to sleep with…" — Jon Stewart
"Like everyone else, I want to sleep with Leonardo DiCaprio."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
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More Dicaprio Quotes
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one of 32 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working…
— Jim Carrey
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Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack in 'Titanic' was my childhood crush!
— Christa B. Allen
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When I played Leonardo DiCaprio's mother, they liked that Leo had very hooded eyes and a rounded nose with a…
— Ellen Barkin
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Right after winning the Oscar, when everyone was going home, they let these little gold Oscary shapes flutter down from…
— Helen Mirren
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DiCaprio's life is the perfect example of how not to be. I would not wish his life on anybody.
— Virginie Ledoyen
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Good acting is good acting, however you learn it. Some people who haven't studied are amazing. Some people like Leonardo…
— Sam Rockwell
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When I was twenty-one, a friend gave me a book called Diet for a New America by John Robbins, which…
— Gwyneth Paltrow
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My heroes are guys like Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matt Damon. These are amazing actors with amazing careers that…
— Dylan O'Brien
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I had this extraordinarily bizarre moment when, two Fridays ago, my missus gave birth to our second child at 11am…
— Mark Strong
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I'm no Leonardo DiCaprio.
— Adam Baldwin
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Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio - he be soo gorgeous, no wonder all the ladies flockin' to him - He be Gatsby.
— Amitabh Bachchan
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It's so funny, because when I was growing up in a small town in New Hampshire, I was obsessed with…
— Eliza Coupe
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