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- Civic education and civic responsibility should be taught in elementary school. — Donna Brazile
- I knew Pluto was popular among elementary schoolkids, but I had no idea they would mobilize into a 'Save Pluto' campaign. I… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
- Ministers of the Gospel are excluded [from serving as Visitors of the county Elementary Schools] to avoid jealousy from the other sects,… — Thomas Jefferson
- No religious reading, instruction or exercise, shall be prescribed or practiced [in the elementary schools] inconsistent with the tenets of any religious… — Thomas Jefferson
- In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.… — Unknown Author
- In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess. — Henny Youngman
- I remember turning in my first assignment in elementary school using the computer and the teachers were kind of confused that I… — Larry Page
- To all of which is added a selection from the elementary schools of subjects of the most promising genius, whose parents are… — Thomas Jefferson
- I changed schools a lot when I was in elementary school because some girls were mean. They were less mean in middle… — Jennifer Lawrence
- You have a teacher talking about his gayness. (The elementary school student) goes home then and says "Mom! What's gayness? We had… — Michele Bachmann
- I hate to say I'm a Cinderfella, but I've been watching the Globes since I was an embryo. I got a Facebook… — Chris Colfer
- I can always remember standing up to the baddest girls in my elementary school. Wherever I went, there was always a mean… — Nicki Minaj