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Easy Quotes by Jack Handey
- If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite, because this is the part where I…
- It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just…
- I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a…
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