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Drive Quotes by Jack Handey
- MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car - I forget what…
- One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him…
- If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how the gladiator fights were organized and scheduled would just drive you…
- You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want to. But I'm telling you, I will bark at any sound…
- Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were…
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- I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive. — Joseph Barbera
- The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. — Roger Bannister
- I don't know how to drive a car. — Javier Bardem
- Many a man curses the rain that falls upon his head, and knows not that it brings abundance to drive away the… — Saint Basil
- For too long, our country's version of an energy policy has consisted of Americans waking up every day and wondering how much… — Bob Beauprez
- No one should drive a hard bargain with an artist. — Beck
- In this very real world, good doesn't drive out evil. Evil doesn't drive out good. But the energetic displaces the passive. — William Bernbach
- Nothing but an imperious intellectual and moral necessity can drive into doubt a religious mind, for it is as though an earthquake… — Annie Besant
- But make no mistake, the President will find in our new majority the voice of the American people as they've expressed it… — John Boehner
- You must not fear death, my lads; defy him, and you drive him into the enemy's ranks. — Napoleon Bonaparte
- I get to hear the really good or the really bad things in the press, but I don't read it. I can… — Bono
- Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. — Daniel J. Boorstin